this is what i truly mean

There are all kinds of men in my life: my dad, my boyfriend, my brother, uncles, cousins, friends,and ‘others’. Many of the times I feel like they don’t really understand me, especially when we argue. so I’ll try and set things straight here… women and men are very different! And I don’t mean the obvious physical difference, I mean we are a whole lot different, including the way in which we communicate. Women process things differently from men,and as much as we would like to think in your way, we would like you(men) to understand us too,especially when we are pissed at you. Below are some of the words we use in our conversations and there is an explanation to what each word means. Men, read them carefully and understand them, and if any woman in your life has been using these words a lot more lately, beware! Because  her wrath will soon be unleashed(if it has not happened yet.)  

  

If you made your wife, daughter or girlfriend angry; and she’s giving you a hard time (she doesn’t want to forgive you despite of your efforts asking for forgiveness) just bear with her, but don’t give up and snap and start saying things like ‘well, if you don’t want to forgive me then it’s your loss’ or whatever it is that you normally say and make her alot more angrier than she was. Women like being bribed to forgive. The cheapest bribe is a kiss. And if u promise me a box of chocolates, or a pair of shoes that I’ve always adored, then be sure to keep your promise, coz it was a bribe in the first place, and I can easily go back to being annoyed.  

One more thing; we really don’t care (we care, but not that much-we care that it makes you happy like a little boy but not at our expense) how much that football game means to you but if you stand me yup coz you were watching a Chelsea game! That’s it!

Even though that lady doesn’t show it she loves being taken out on dates. Be proud of her and publicly show her off- but not too much because she’ll think that you see her as a trophy.

The last thing is what many men tend to forget, compliment her, as much as you can. If she changed her hair, take note. If her outfit is sexy, please let her know… and if her shoes turn you on, tell her. Always tell her how much you love her.